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Rizal Tajul Arus

Rizal is a weird character. You never know what he's up to, except that most times, he'll disappear off into his own world. He doesn't like dancing, prefers to remain silent at one corner of the room, and utters in monosylabbic style, wiggling his tongue in unison. But when he expresses himself in writing, it's like the vanilla ice cream topping on an apple pie - chilly, witty, yet sweet and amicable. In fact, that describes his personality quite aptly.

Rizal's favourite pastime is crunching ice in his mouth. Riz, as we sometimes call him, is also another health-freak, of late anyway, and almost in direct competition with Anush. He has bionic eyes, that is, he has had a laser operation to correct a visionary disorder. (Which means he can't see where he's heading to, though that's not the reason for his black sunglasses - that's just his feeble attempt at being trendy). His taste in music is totally peculiar. Which is why when he chooses a song during karaoke, he is the only one singing it.

He is a graduate of the USA. He is an Accountant.

Examples of his scripting prowess abound:-

-----Original Message-----
From: Rizal Arus Tajul Arus@SALARIES
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 1997 2:34 PM
To: Rodziah Jaafar @IRU; Harun Wahab @isd; Sharmala Shavananda @isd; Zuraidah Hassan @ isd; Anussa Ratnasingam@Payment,TNB; Tesy Antony
Importance: High


Nurse and driver for very handsome eye laser surgery patient ... must be BEAUTIFUL, EXPERIENCED & SEXY ... kinkyness would be handy, especially on outstation trips like Malacca ... must know how to change bandages, massage all body parts, and not panic and puke at the sight of blood or loose eyeballs ... exquisite and exotic remuneration package offered ...

-----Original Message-----
From: Rizal Arus Tajul Arus [mailto:rizalata@tnb.com.my]
Sent: Monday, January 11, 1999 4:19 PM
To: Anussa Ratnasingam

Anybody who makes sandwiches will have to eat all of it themself. i'll try to bring satay; if not i'll bring something else. It's too bad about the dates. We'll definitely trash the house, beat the living pillow out of each other but we won't run over the cat. We'll bring the cat into the house. That's harun's second task. The third is too bring the video cam for the tape we'll be giving to Joji if she ever comes back. Neuros might be not a problem but there'll be lots of psychos. Does that qualify for MCs?

-----Original Message-----
From: Rizal Arus Tajul Arus [mailto:rizalata@tnb.com.my]
Sent: Thursday, October 29, 1998 6:11 PM
To: Harun Wahab
Subject: Netsekape Sever Doun

Yo Harun

Waht the bludy hail is rong wiht de Netsekape Sever???!!! De hole wik id behaiv laik an impoten repoduktiv ogen!!! Doun!!! Ken eniwan du saumting abaud id???!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Rizal Arus Tajul Arus@SALARIES
Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 1997 2:55 PM
To: Harun Wahab @JSM,TNB; Devendran @ GenHQ
Subject: BLEAH!!!!!!!!




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