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|Well, a Wacko is basically a creature of unpredictable character and personality. Wackos
generally exhibit quirky humour, and more often than not, are weird and strange in their
thinking pattern, typically bursting in spontaneous fun, then quietly simmering in
|I mean, you can't have a Wacko that is plain and straight, demure and disciplined, or
ordered and obedient. That would be out of the question, even though, it is possible to
find Wackos in such a disposition. Wackos are a very rare variety, and when you do happen
to come across one, you may find them somewhat disconcerting, yet as you get to know them
better, they are quite a friendly type, and pretty down to earth. Still, they can be
selective in making friends, and can seem rather aloof when they banter about aimlessly,
which is something they frequently carry out.|
|Wackos love freedom. They love to do what pleases them. And what pleases them may not
please others. But they still do it, and get away with it at the same time. Wackos love
the company of other Wackos, even though after a while, they'll start complaining that
they have no life except to be with each other, and that they should pursue getting a real
life by being with real people, but no, somehow, the innate magnestism towards Wackonic
characteristic draws them to each other, almost mystically but with certain fate. And even
though they exuberate to be together, they sometimes prefer the privacy of their own space
and time, quite content with their ownselves. And while they are in their own world, they
would reminisce of the good times they have with each other, and then yearn for the
company of similar party-going animals.|
|To give a few good examples of Wackonian attitude and practices, glean through some
emails below that they have sent to each other, and pick up the various traits that
permeate from within a Wackonian skull:-|
|From: Rodziah Jaafar @IRU |
Sent: Thursday, November 28, 1996 12:07 PM
Subject: Re: Post Langkawi Meet
8.00 am?? That means i have to be at work by 7.55 am.
By the way:
* where do we gather?
*is the 'driver' driving?
To the grape-head that works on Saturdays...... up-your-pineapple!
P.S. I'm all alone (boo-hoo) till Sunday nite. What's the plan for the weekend???
|From: Devendran @ GenHQ |
Sent: Friday, November 29, 1996 10:49 AM
Subject: Towards the development of sustenance........
SInce breakfast is an important part of the day, I
shall acquiesce and attend the said function. As it will be more than likely that my
vehicle and services will be used for the said adventure, I shall attempt to coordinate
At this moment, there are confirmations pouring in, leaving Zu the only participant who
has yet to reply.
Zu, Zu, where are you?
all around, we're looking for you;
over hill and dale, and valley blue,
Zu, Zu our tummies beckon vouz.
Tentatively, we meet at 8am Saturday Nov 30,, NLDC building lobby, and hence proceed to
|From: Rizal Arus Tajul Arus@SALARIES |
Sent: Monday, January 27, 1997 10:13 AM
Subject: RE: karoake disaster
May i salute you for your powerful stand. Mr. Harun has been guilty of pooping numerous
parties and this unethical behaviour must be put to an end. i propose that Mr. Harun be
arrested and put on trial for breaching the unwritten yet holy Wackos constitution.
May i second you on your call for a karaoke session as in a.s.a.p. This is indeed a step
in the right direction in the indoctrination of Mr. Harun as a Wacko in the truest sense.
May i point out that Ms. Anussa, Ms. Tesy, Mrs Lina, Mrs. Ju, and the will-be Mrs.
Sharmala need to take a more acitve role on the karaoking circuit.
May i mention that the assistance of Mr. Azlan would be most invaluable as he is much
experienced in the areas of partying and karaoking........... etc....
May i mention that failure to become a Wacko in the truest sense may result in you
becoming a Wacko in a real sense.
|From: Zuraidah Hassan @ isd |
Sent: Saturday, November 29, 1997 10:54 AM
Subject: RE: Kambing Sacrifice
My dearest long
lost Kambing Guruns;
I am going back to Johor this Saturday 29/11/97 to attend my cousins wedding.
Then I will be going to Kuantan to service my car. I will only be back on the 9/12/97. I
bought a new swimming suit for South China Sea dip.
So, you have my blessing to sacrifce Tesy, since it is her fault for the late
attendance. Im sure the Langkies would prefer her sexy body than me. They will only
make soup (Sup buntut kambing) out of me.
Have loads of fun !!!!!!!!
|From: Sharmala Shavananda @isd |
Sent: Wednesday, March 12, 1997 8:06 AM
Dear cowboys and cowgals,
The time is drawas near for the shootdown, Well then again it is not a shootdown but
the annual dinner. and I need to know chicken or I assume all are paying cash so please
cough up the dough or I shall be arrowed down by the Chief Sitting bull. Sorry about that
little bit of drama but then again what is life without a little bit country and western
SO is it the chook or is it the fish ? And money oh great cowboys and cowgals.
By the way what are we to perform at the dinner
|From: Anussa Ratnasingam@Payment,TNB |
Sent: Tuesday, February 18, 1997 1:44 PM
Subject: Cookie raid at Joji's...Riz? & Rooney?
people, we're goinng to raid Joji's...at 5p.m. and the mission is to eat as much of London
cookies and get her to buy us dinner at....??? So are we ready or what???
|From: Tesy Antony @Payments,TNB |
Sent: Friday, December 20, 1996 4:08 PM
Subject: Party at rizal.........
Heard that you
all had a grrrreaatt...time at the party...... with the lembaga hitam and putik and
homosexuals! Gosh I missed that one ........ really! So I hear that Rizal is going to have
another big one B4 Puasa starts!Yep!Yep!
|From: Harun Wahab @JSM,TNB|
Sent: Friday, November 29, 1996 3:19 PM
Do you know the amount of
email traffic generated from all this "brekie" & wotnot talk has made me
create a new folder, called wackos, to store all this culturally enlightening
stuff! What with Brother Maynard and Saint Attila, Im sure we can head towards
unequivocal sustainable development.
|So, I now hope you are better acquainted with the Wackos! |