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|Being a Wacko leads to the most wonderful life experiences most people only
dream about. You as a Wacko will pursue an ambition of sheer bliss and harmony,
striving to achieve this goal with such determination and focus, that would leave the rest
of humanity blinking in shock and horror. [Typical Wackonians would grin and clap
thunderously at his point; if you didn't, it would seriously indicate a deficient level of
Wackonian hormones in your bloodstream]. You would then savour the beautiful bounties and
pleasures of a sincere pursuit of natural ecstasy through fulfilling your wildest dreams.
You relish the simple delights of earthly happiness, and take it to heavenly heights of
|Being a Wacko ensures permanent exclusivity from the conformity of standard
society. You would stand out like a purple-coloured, yellow-striped sore thumb,
and be the envy of your everyday, garden-variety Wackos-wannabe. You would live a
lifestyle of dignified artistry and pomp, always in the limelight even if you tried to
maintain a low-profile. You would dine and dance in the latest, happening places and be
free to express your special traits on the dancefloor. You could travel the most exotic of
locations, and still end up in the lush comfort of your humble abode.|
|Being a Wacko takes you beyond the limits of living. You would seek out
the excitement of perilous challenges and strip off the obstructive walls of permissive
behaviour, and cross the threshold of realistic imagination, piercing deep into the
dimensions of paradise.|
|Being a Wacko is purity of substance, magnificence in style. You
innovate with originality, and formulate with flair, yet strongly believe in the essence
of balance amidst chaos, control alongside creativity, focus inspite of confusion, success
after defeat, peace not war, heaven above hell, and last but not least, love inside
|Being a Wacko means realising the truth. Which means it's time to wake
up.... hey, the dream is over... err, get a life, ok?|